Bulletproof Love.

  • Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
  • Me: AYYYYY
  • Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

(via stantheweatherman)

psychospheric:

wow porn is so HD these days 

august-rushing:

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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(via Tumbling)

(via stantheweatherman)

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

(Source: davebowie, via rocky-rocket)

I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again.
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